The other night I had the unfortunate opportunity to catch this flick on the TV. Apparently it was Adult Swim's April Fools joke for 2009, but there was nothing funny about it. This movie, hands down, has the worst acting I have ever seen in my life. Forget the fact that the story is terrible and a lot of the movie comes off as a softcore porno; the acting in this tragedy is horrendous.
The delivery of lines in those movie is so stale, lifeless, and sometimes purely ridiculous that makes you wonder if any of these actors even tried. I mean good Lord even the lines themselves are just awful. Also the choice of actors in this mess make it seem like they grabbed whoever they could find at the bus stop. You got the Johnny(the old German Glen Danzig doppleganger), Lisa(some chubby not hot slut chick), Mark(Paul Walker look alike), and Denny(some creepy teenager that they take care of). Basically the whole movie is just about the lover triangle between Johnny, Mark and Lisa. Which begs the question on if they were going for a serious movie but sucked or made the movie seem like an abortion on purpose.
Really folks so many things are bad in this that I think my head would explode if I tried to dig anymore deeper than this. In truly believe that Tommy Wiseau was smoking rocks when he wrote the book, directed the movie, and acted in it. It's the only way any of this makes sense. Seriously Cartoon Network, I want the 2 hours and 45 minutes you stole from my life. Don't believe me? Here are some clips . . .
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